#31753 So I took samples of various body parts and cultured them in agar for science. It turns out that the mouth is dirtier than the anus. Think about that the next time you're eating ass.

#31744 Sometimes I think about what mud would taste like. It looks like fondue you know? I told my friends about this, and they shunned me. Does anyone else feel this way too?

#31743 Im here on campus today to talk about the stigma of Eggnog.

#31742 Hooked up with a girl under one of the tables in the union. Don’t know how we didn’t get caught

#31741 Like everyone I've got my moments, and I can even be pretty likeable sometimes. Because of this sometimes a connection will spark with smart and compassionate people who are going places and would enrich anyone's life. I cut them off when I remember the dark things in my past. Even though I have no ulterior motives and am not a manipulative person it just feels like I'm conning myself into their lives, and they deserve better.

#31740 She wasn’t right for me but I still regret ending it.

Fuck I’m lonely sometimes

#31739 I have a new girlfriend but I can't stop fantasizing about getting back together with my ex... Like I do like her, and I want to do right by her, and realistically I know why we broke up, but I really miss having sex with him tbh

#31738 Charles in AEp you're cool. Enjoyed meeting you this summer hope we meet again one day. :)