#7717 When my roommate leaves, I wear her clothes. They're so stylish and she doesn't even wear it!

#7716 I feel like the moderator of this is drunk a bunch and comments, and I love it hahaha

#7754 I really want to join a sorority or co-ed fraternity. I don't really care, I just want a place where I have a "family" here on campus. I know they get a lot of crap from people but I'm jealous of how close they are. I just don't know how to get started or which one to go for. I tried going to the Purdue Greeks website but it's so confusing... I wish they made it easier for new comers. I'm probably too late for anything now.

#7715 My lab TA is super cute, but I feel like he doesn't know he's cute. Or maybe only I find him cute? Either way he's pretty cute.

#7714 I just want a cuddle buddy.. Like pronto

#7713 I've been madly in love with this girl I met my freshman year. She was kind of shy, but so am I, so things went pretty slowly. We hung out a few times, had a few good times, but grew apart as time went on. Ended up spending one summer working an internship at the same company as her. We had a great time, but nothing ever really came to be. A few weeks ago I ran into her at cactus and had a hell of a time. We danced, we talked, I bought her drinks. I put my hand in mine, brushed aside a stray hair, and went in for a kiss.

She immediately brushed me away. Stunned, I asked her how I could possibly earn her love. That's when she told me that she'd need about tree fiddy. It was around this time I realized that my love was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era. I said "Dammit loch ness monster! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy."

#7710 Ok seriously, all these asians need to stop trying to approach me and hitting on me. Like I'm trying to study and work out and live my life and all these asians keep thinking that they can just talk to me. There are plenty of asian girls that you can hit on just leave us white girls alone.
- Annoyed White Girl

#7709 To the brunette in the lower level of the Co-Rec (at the core station where most girls are at) at 10ish this morning (2/7),

Every guy was mirin.