Tuesday, 11 February 2014 05:07 PM
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#7878 I confess that I would nail my girlfriend's roommate if I had the chance to do so.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:59 PM
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#7877 Thank god I'm single. I don't have to shave everyday
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:45 PM
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#7876 "females who gives good blowjobs shall be the ones to unlock the key to our nation's future" Sarah Palin
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:36 PM
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#7875 Who needs a boyfriend on Valentine's Day when you have a math exam on monday?? I'm sure that'll keep me up all night ;)
My confession: I'M FAILING AND I NEED HELPP!!! SOS!!
Also, I once smoked tea just to see what it was like. Glad I did that!!
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:46 PM
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#7874 To the two obnoxious girls on the silver loop some time ago, no one was looking your way and no one gives a rat's ass about you, also, fyi, I speak English so I understand what you say.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:38 PM
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#7873 Sarah Hendrickson is literally the most beautiful girl I've seen. Seriously, guys, go look her up. I pray I find someone half as attractive as her.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 01:58 PM
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#7872 Ride by SoMo is my favorite song to have sex to... by far...
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:49 PM
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#7871 I walked in on my roommate jerking it. Acted like I didn't notice. So I took a nap. I woke up to my bed shaking and him finishing...