#7991 Looking for love???

Join the club...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TojTlYNNm9w


A late valentine's day present to you all from the posters of Girly man!

#7990 When is the next date that the world is supposed to end?

#7989 I have recently come out as gay (I'm a girl) and I'm finding it is extremely difficult to find other girls. Are there just not a lot of out girls here or am I looking in all the wrong places??

#7988 Took my OLS 274 exam online when I was stoned as a motherfucker and scored a perfect 100! #win

#7987 When no one is around, I like to walk around either in my bra and lacy panties... or absolutely naked. It feels so good

#7986 I just saw the post about the Pappy's worker. I've worked in food service for 5 years now. Yes it's our job to clean tables but being an ASSHOLE is a lot different then leaving crumbs or a napkin or fucking letting us know that you spilled something instead of letting it dry or dumping ketchup everywhere. SO. in support of my fellow food service comrade here are a list of things that ARE NOT OKAY WHEN YOU COME INTO A RESTURANT (please remember. don't bite the hand that feeds you.)
-walking in 5 minutes to close and ordering a large meal is rude. you wouldn't go into a hair salon 5 minutes til close and expect a hair cut. because it takes longer and you'd be there past close.
-ordering while you're on the phone is annoying. It's even more annoying when you look at me like 'I'm on the phone god...' Yeah.. Well I'm trying to make sure I don't have to remake your food because you're talking about the guy you've been fucking. you can wait ten minutes til your call is over or better yet, tell the person you're ordering and you'll call them right back.
-ordering with headphones in does not make you mysterious or cool. It makes you rude and unable to answer questions about food that you are going to end up asking me later in an aggravated tone anyway.
-Seven large pizzas take a lot longer than a plate of garlic bread. So calm your tits if someone got their tiny order before you did. We could just give you the dough and sauce and cheese and say have at it
-Don't get pissy if something costs extra. We don't have any say in that and we won't 'cut you a deal'. That extra sauce cup costs us money and so its going to cost you money. Don't try and ask for it when you get your food and then be shocked when we say go back to the register and pay for it.
-Some mess is fine. Accidents happen. What doesn't just 'happen' is when I see you throwing french fries at your bros across the table and then leaving them on the floor. What doesn't just happen is dumping your smoothie and then using your cup to spread it around and let it drip on the floor. What doesn't just happen is filling up 8 cups of ketchup taking 20 napkins, 4 forks, 6 straws and a fucking partridge in a pear tree WITHOUT THROWING THEM AWAY. The trash can is literally 2 steps away from you. If you don't see the napkin on the floor, that's cool that's my job but when you get up from a table you sit at, I know you saw that trash and I know you're a self-righteous asswipe.
-Personal thing, if someone making your food says 'Hi' or 'have a good night' it doesn't take a whole lot to say 'hi' or 'you too'. Manners go a long way. we're people too.

Okay. My rant is over. But fuck all people. Just cause your parents cut you loose doesn't mean you get to revert back to preschool antics. Actually that's not giving enough credit to preschoolers. They know how to clean up after themselves.

Grow up, Purdue.

#7985 Fuck IU!

#7984 I drink to get rid of my pain. I think I'm an alcoholic and none of my friends seem to care. I don't think I have a single true friend here. All my friends back he ignore me now cuz they hate what I've become. Now I've realized they never were my friends. After all these years I'm realizing I've always been alone and stayed happy without friends.