#8039 I have to let this out.
On Friday, I said to my niece look at that donk and started clapping my hands and she started bouncing and dancing like babies do. Lol I thought it was so cute. She's 9 months. And her mom got pissed and called me a pedophile. Then she had the nerve to post shit on Facebook. For real? I've babysat kids and babies since I was 13. From my brothers to kids in my neighborhood. I don't see what I did wrong.
Bitch, I watch your kid for free while you go out and be a fucking skank. Fucking every dude you meet and confusing the baby. Poor baby has called 3 different dudes daddy. I already hate the mom. I do what I do for the baby cause no one else takes care of her. I'm honestly want to take the baby and raise her myself. Might as well since I have her 5 days of the week.
Fuck the mom. Actually, no. Don't fuck her. She has herpes.

Okay I'm done.

#8038 I just want to say fuck you to every guy and girl who ever made me feel ugly because I'm not skinny. I'm 5'5'', a size 22, and 44F bra, and God damnit I am fucking sexy! Even my hot (really, really fucking hot!) best friend that I made out with last night thinks so. Oh and by the way, I confirmed that I am bisexual! Good day Purdue, go fuck a fat chick, we do it best!

#8037 Dr. Horrible's Sing along Blog is the great tragedy of our generation. I can't watch it enough.

#8036 What are the chances that I can find a girl that would like to go to both the st. Petersburgh philharmonic orchestra and the Justin Moore concert?

#8035 I just got dumped, and literally all I want out of life right now is a guy to cuddle with and watch Disney movies as I try to get over a man I was ready to commit my life to....

#8034 Sometimes I drive with my eyes closed... Only for a few moments. That's just what we do where I'm from

#8033 #7999 how thick are we talking? Oh and my confession is I like thick girls

#8032 I confess that I get turned on when I hear my girlfriend's roommate having sex. She is hot and has a sexy moan.