#8127 Last Sunday I met an Asian girl at Best Western. She was waiting for someone outside the restroom, I smiled at her but I guess she just didn't see me. They left before I got a chance to talk to her. You looked pretty, wanna hang out?

-The Indian guy in black suit.

#8070 For the past couple weeks, my best friend has been booze. Anybody interested in joining us?

#8069 I have the biggest crush on a girl and I am straight! She looks like a guy and acts like a guy, I wish she was!

#8068 Purdue Confessions: dealing with the real issues facing today's world, such as whether or not you should hold the door for someone, whether or not you should thank someone holding the door for you, and whether or not it makes you a bad person if you resent not being told thank you after holding the door.

#8067 Got all excited that I can buy an Xbox One for cheap on beezid. Spent $65 to get a starter pack of bids and signed up. Lost all my bids and didn't win squat. FML

#8066 I am the Stig

#8065 http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-guy-perfect-handsome-jerk-comic.jpg

#8064 I've recently started eating raw, ground up oatmeal in water as a snack between meals when I'm hungry. Although my friends think it's weird, I've never felt better in my life.