#8103 I am sorry to say this but Purdue boys have no balls at all. What's sad is that even they are drunk, they still dont have the courage to approach a lady or even carry on a conversion. I've given up all hopes of finding a nice smart and confident guy here, all of you are just a bunch of no balls having pussies.

#8102 Sometimes I wish the purge was real because there are a few people I would have no problem killing

#8101 To the guy in the white sweatshirt sitting across from me in Earhart in the evening, please for the love of sweet baby Jesus and queso, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. Every time I looked up, I saw every piece of food you consumed. But who am I? I'm sure you get all the bitches with that swag you radiate. Keep it up.

#8100 Got a blowjob on the silver loop. Best day ever.

#8099 I saw a girl wearing AKLs letters on a hoodie. Is that a thing?

#8098 What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

#8097 Masterbating while playing flappy bird is the best way to concentrate and get a hella good score. Getting high also helps

#8096 Purdue Confessions is bloody depressing and actually made me think of suicide reading all the shit people do!