#8289 Whoever smoked and made me walk out of Hawkins with my bathrobe on Friday night--I hate you.

#8292 I swear to fucking god. Girls of third floor Harrison are the most annoying selfish girls on campus. Quiet hours? Oh you must think those mean run from room to room screaming and giggling EVERY NIGHT. once in a while it's whatever. But some of us are here for more than the cheap drugs and desperate boys. Grow up and realize everyone else in the floor hates you. You are the only ones who are this loud. It's out of control.

#8288 So there was a girl eating in Ford tonight in a grey sweater. She was quite attractive, but what I really want to know is who was the black guy in a red shirt sitting with you? Cuz he looked too old to be your date/husband, but yet you were sitting there for about 1-1.5 hours! It was distracting me from my work lol

#8291 I really want to be dated. I've stopped caring about relationships and at this point, all I really want is for someone to show me off. I've always been a wallflower. Now I think I'm good enough looking to let the world see me. Who knows, I might reward the lucky guy willing to fulfill my desires with passionate sex and cuddles (the cuddles are for me. My cuddles.)

#8287 Came out of my physics exam this week thinking I bombed it... just checked my score today and out that I aced it. Best feeling ever.

#8286 How ironic is it that we are one of the top houses on campus, but most of us have tiny dicks.

#8285 To the girl in the Chicago Blackhawks hooded-sweatshirt at Chipotle on Froday, you were very cute and everytime you smiled from laughing it made you that much more adorable. I wish I had the courage to say Hello or something...but I hope you see this!

-Guy in line behind you.

#8284 Looks like I met the annoyed white girl today. We exchanged contemptuous looks and silent curses.