#8331 He's wearing your clothes
Head down to toes, a reaction to you
You say you know what he did
But you idiot kid, you don't have a clue
Sometimes they just get caught in the eye,
you're pulling him through

#8330 http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/185000/185386_sad_bear_birthday_cave.jpg

#8329 Aleksandra Dervisevic,
I think I saw you while you were working at Mechanical Engineering Atrium.
I was glad that I recognized one of the prettiest girls at Purdue.
I wish I could deliver the compliment in person.

- A Poetic Admirer

#8328 Women: Stop bitching about not being able to find a nice guy if your only way of getting into a relationship is having sex with a guy after meeting at a party, then doing everything you can to hold onto them after they try to dump your crazy ass. Make an effort to get to know a guy instead of getting drunk and sleeping with the first guy who makes a move on you.

#8327 Handsome, smart, and funny, these where the ingredients chosen to make the perfect man, but professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concussion, a lying cheating bitch to break his heart, Thus the egotistic douchebag was born, using his ultra asshole powers, he has dedicated his life to hooking up with and breaking girls hearts.

#8326 I one time was going to hang myself with a belt from a tree in one of the sports fields. As I was walking, I didn't realize that there was a creek with snow covering it. So I fell through the snow into the small creek, getting my foot and bottom of my leg soaked with water. I was extremely cold after that, so those thoughts and feelings of being freezing cold stopped my thought of suicide and I went back to my dorm.

#8325 (Male) I'm live in an apartment and I'm really worried my neighbors can hear my vibrator..

#8324 If I'm walking at a fast pace and someone in front of me is walking very slow, I like to emphasize how slow they are walking by walking in slow motion taking longer steps to keep up with them.