#8371 I met this girl at the start of the school year, we had dinner and coffee a few times here and there. Things were looking good; we got along and had fun, and just when I think I can finally tell her that I've had a crush or i like her or whatever the hell you want to call it, she tells me about another guy. Then, She goes so far as to say that one of my good friends is really cute. So basically, I misread months of what I thought were signs for me to finally get the courage to make make the move, and I turn out to be just the biggest loser in the entire situation...but alas, thus is the life of an average guy, right?

-If what they say about nice guys finishing last is true, I must be the nicest guy in the universe.

#8370 I don't think we were ever friends. We just knew each other for a bit, then we didn't.

#8369 I read MSU Confessions more than Purdue Confessions because they're shorter, ergo more entertaining and to the point. It's nearly impossible to attack people and say really terrible things, and you can post more confessions because they're not insanely long and ridiculous. Also, you won't get banned from Facebook.
Moral is....MAKE A TWITTER AND STOP USING FACEBOOK.

#8368 So I go to mass at St. Mary's since it's more traditional, but is it bad that I want to go back to St. Tom's just because of the women??

#8367 I accidentally wiped back to front and now my dick itches. I scratched it so much that it's beginning to become dry and bleed a little. Glad my girlfriend sucked my dick to make it all better. She's a good woman, but she doesn't make me enough sandwiches.

#8366 Anyone know a good salon on campus that is very decently priced? And friendly?

#8365 There is a girl that lives in Meredith hall, short blonde hair, shorter, seems quite quiet. I've seen you are in the dorm and eating alone in Windsor a few times. I don't know who you are but I would love to know your name, I haven't seen you in awhile to introduce myself either.

#8364 For some reason, I can only get with hot girls. The only problem they are few and far between. How do you get with average girls?