#29599 This is coming from a brown guy. Tinder is basically for hookups. Don't take it personally if girls are not swiping right on you. I don't think not wanting to have sex with you is racist by any means. And I bet there are brown guys who are getting matches but you don't hear from them as they are not insecure. Stop blaming your skin color for you not getting matches. Maybe you are ugly. Go work on your confidence first.

#29473 I find that bacon is overrated

#29474 There's a special circle in hell for people who don't whisper but rather talk in full voice in the grand reading room at WALC on finals week.

#29483 All of the girls I've gone out with are below the height of 5'3". I need to go out with someone who's at least like 5'9". I'm 5'11".

Confession: I'm really experimenting to see if it's easier to have sex with a taller or shorter girl.

#29484 People stop peeing in the shower!

#29485 The dumbasses at the Census Bureau don’t know how to put a proper csv together which I need to use for my research ??

#29486 A while back I was raped. I worry that no one will ever truly love me and respect me. Who would want to marry someone so broken with that kind of baggage?

#29487 So I was out jogging near campus last night when I saw a tower of smoke coming from an open field. I went over to see if there was a fire. Here is what I saw: a large bonfire with about 40 men in cloaks circling it. I thought they all had tails, but the closer I can I saw that they all had large plastic kitchen spoons shoved up their butts. In each spoon there was an egg. They were all shouting: "If it's a shit I take, my egg will break."