#8555 The admin is actually a goat. Baaaa baaa.

#8554 Sometimes I find myself watching porn and not even masturbating. I need a gf

#8553 Reed Lerner, you made my panties drop when you sang at Res Halls Got Talent. Marry me? <3

#8552 at purdue i usually do not see people from different cultures spending time together as friends. what's going on? are people from different cultures perceived as lame or something?

#8551 I'm not mean to you.

#8550 No one would believe me, but I've slept with more than 40 girls and I'm only 21. I'm glad people don't believe it. My confession is that I hate myself for sleeping around so much and making sex pretty much meaningless

#8549 @#8543: Are you down for guy number 21?

#8548 I knew this day would come. This is worse than Doomsday, this is worse than the sinking of the Titanic, this is worse than the zombie apocalypse. I knew that with a 60:40 male to female ratio at Purdue, the day would come when every girl on campus would be taken. Well, today is that day. #singleforever