#8619 I've got crushes on two of my teachers. It's so easy to imagine dating one because they aren't professors yet and are only a few years older. In a way, they're still students too, so why isn't it okay to date them?

#8618 Amazon product review for MA362's textbook: "I'd rather staple my cock to the wall than have to read a sentence from this book again."

#8617 She told me to put it in already. But little did she know that I already did.

#8616 I love masturbating in hicks. It gives me motivation to continue studying.

#8615 To the Algerian guy who talked to me at the PMU bus stop around 11:40PM (03/04), you seem super nice! Message here, I will add you :)

#8614 Who ever drives the yellow Pontiac SUV that is always parked in front of Meredith,

your GPS has been on for the last few days and your battery is probably going to die soon, so hopefully you see this before that happens!

-A good samaritan

#8613 You drive me crazy. I wake up and go to bed thinking about you. Every time we hangout is better than before. I do nothing but flatter you and make you feel like a princess....now just get me the hell out of the friend zone!!

#8612 Last summer at work I was randomly asked by a 16-year-old coworker if I'm still a virgin. Unprepared, I truthfully told him yes. He found this hilarious, given that I'm a 20-year-old guy, so I told him it was because I'm religious and waiting until marriage. He seemed to accept this and left me alone, but the question got me thinking. The real reason for it is that I'm absolutely terrified of sex.

When I say terrified, I'm not talking about the implications surrounding it. I mean the act itself scares the hell out of me. I'm not asexual or homosexual, either. I feel arousal like any other straight guy toward potential mates and have even faced opportunities where I could've opted to participate, yet when I find myself having to think about actual consummation, I feel physically nauseated and extremely stressed out. I wouldn't want to exaggerate, but it's a reaction that I'm sure is at least bordering on a phobia.

It's not something I've ever brought up with anyone, and frankly I can't imagine where I'd begin to explain without getting laughed out of the room.

If someone could try to explain what is wrong with me, that would be super.