#8755 So many girls on this campus could have whatever they wanted from me. I'm a sucker for confidence, and I'll give someone everything.

#8754 I miss singing for fun and I would love to start a small a cappella group on campus. We could meet at the engineering fountain late Saturday evenings. Maybe around 11 tonight? (Saturday) Like this status if you're interested.

#8753 My buddy made a midget snowman, gave him a cigarette, and then we sat across the corner and watched people take pictures of him. We turned our backs for a few moments and suddenly he was gone! Not murdered, not fallen, abducted. If this was you, you're a soul wrenching heartless asshole. We will always remember you, midget cigarette snow dude.

#8752 I tried so hard not to bother you with my feelings that I made us strangers.

#8751 Now there is no need for suspicion
There ain't no frog kissing your hand
I won't be lying when I tell you
That I'm a gardner I'm a man
In your eyes babe

#8750 I feel lonely on Friday nights. All I want is to have someone to have a drink with me at Greyhouse but it never happen no wonder how many people I asked. I hate Fridays :(

#8749 I accidentally opened a porn search engine in class and my classmate saw it.

#8748 I just installed Snapchat and they have that thing where you can look up who already has it from your contacts, and I discovered that one of my professors have it. All I can think of is that he uses it to send dick pics. I will never be able to look at him with a straight face ever again.