#8845 I saw Tariq the other day and I was about to wave and say hi and then I realized he has no idea who I am.

#8844 According to my Nike Fuel Wristband I've masterbated for 10 miles.

#8843 I always sit down in the dorm showers. I know it's gross but I can't stop myself from doing it.

#8842 Most of my friends are racist. Every time they make a racist joke or comment I am uncomfortable. I have mentioned it before but but they just think I am uptight. I know people will say just get new friends but everything else about them is great and I am pretty terrible at making friends.

#8841 I am trying so hard not to fall for my friend because I have such a low chance to get with her that it is next to 0%

#8840 I am a feminist but I still feel bad when someone calls me a slut or implies it. I know logically there is no reason for me to feel bad but that doesn't make it better.

#8837 I'm not Greek, but before I graduate I just want to be a girl'a date to formal.

#8836 As I read comments, I am convinced nobody went to grade school and learned proper grammar.