#9082 Most days I really feel like this heart is never gonna stop aching.

#9080 Spoke to the most gorgeous chick at Harry's tonight. Oh god! I think I'm in love!

#9079 I think we can all agree that people on online dating sites like tinder, hot or not, ok cupid, and datemyschool are racist against asians.

#9081 I had to go to payless to get some food for my dinner. I went thru the self check out and I saw this delicious looking man. He was wearing black pants and a green and black striped shirt. As I was walking out, he walked past me and smiled the most genuine smile and said, "Have a good night." I had so much on my mind, I didn't get a chance to tell him to also have a good night. Just something about that dark skin and big white smile that stopped my train of thought! Thank you for the wonderful distraction!

#9078 I miss someone a lot, but I don't want to come across as needy/clingy. He's not even my boyfriend... but I miss him in a way that's more than a friend...

#9077 The guy loves the girl to death and wants to marry her. His looks are a bit less than average. The girl wants to break up with him. Firstly, due to overloaded course work and apprehensions about her future. Secondly, she thinks she can find a better looking guy if he leaves her. What should she do??

#9076 Rock solid odds Caltech, Harvard, Stanford, and University of Minnesota just discovered compelling evidence of the big bang. Check mythology. Checkmate pending.

#9075 I don't know how to tell my parents I want to drop ROTC and enlist instead after college.