#29536 I feel like all these "eat ass" memes are referencing me, and the fact that I ate my old professor's ass. I'm glad you're having fun, even if it's at my expense. But I still have to brush my teeth four times a day, and always worry that I have the bad taste in my mouth.

Confession- I agreed to eat ass again for those three missing points he promised.

#29537 "Hey babe do you know Asa Akira and Mia..." "Mia Khalifa??? WAIT hmmm?!"
Damn I should join PUPD and seriously why every guy knows Mia??????

#29546 Back in my single days, I’d regularly sleep with married women while their husbands watched or listened at the door. Some kinks are odd, but I’m not one to judge, especially if I’m reaping the benefits.

#29529 The girl with "tits or GTFO" as her tinder profile - I hope you swipe right!
- Secret Tinder Admirer

#29534 I hate being the only person in a relationship to try and to have it fall apart, especially right before finals.

Guess its time to go to Arby's Wild Wings to eat some ass

#29533 My girlfriend broke up with me right before finals week. She said I'm too distracting, and that a lot is riding on this week, so she has to concentrate. But I saw her sleeping with her roommate through the window the next day. I want to confront her about this, but I don't want to get into a fight with her roommate, who is formidable. I'm going to The Pint tonight to drink her until I forget. Any hot girls (or guys) are welcome to join me.

My confession: I have a weird shoulder, fetish.

#29532 To those of you who requested it, yes I do have the video of me and my frat brother. But no, you can't see it. It's for our eyes only. Nothing personal, kiddo.

#29531 So after reading #29525 's post. Damn I wish when I was in college I could bang hot sorority girl. I was just a nerdy weirdo that I could never ask or really get to a chance to do it. Anyways happy banging!