#9171 I played Halo 4 at my girlfriend's apartment, and I confess that I shed a tear or two in the final scene with Master Chief and Cortana. I was grateful my girlfriend was asleep.

#9170 I realize now that I don't love her anymore. I love the idea of her.

#9169 Ok as the Library Guy I saw something that offends me, because it's not true. No, I did not masturbate. I made a joke about having just done it when putting on hand lotion in Hicks lab. My friend put the lotion on me and I proceeded to make the joke. I did do a few things that are stupid.. BUT NOT THAT.
Just putting it out there.

#9168 If I have to read one more confession from The Library Guy I'm going to freak out. We all get it, YOU'RE SORRY & you regret what you did. It's the same post over & over & over again. Like I don't know what he is trying to get by posting the same shit day after day, but no matter how many times you post about it, IT WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING.

#9167 *note that I am male* I have a serious problem getting off, I enjoy sex but I honestly don't understand why I have such a hard time getting off. Yes I have done experiments on trying to figure out how to do it but its just tough! When I have sex now I get the girl off and if she's happy I'm happy, like what the fuck!??! what do I do???

#9166 Anyone know of a place that can work on my car suspension for cheap? Its fwd.

I confess that I'm poor and slid into a curb which pretty much broke the ball joints(?) on it. I can't pay a lot (a shop back home quoted like 1400)

#9165 My roommate has transformed from an okay guy to a hugeeeeeee douchebag. He has the highest thinking of himself and is a total attention whore. Conversation is impossible unless he feels that a topic is worthy enough of his time. I can't have a simple conversation with him attempting to undermine or degrade me. He obviously looks down on me for not having the same interests and aspirations in life. In reality, his looks are average, he sucks with women and he has the personality of a rock. The best part is, his head is so far shoved up his ass he wouldn't have any idea he was being talked about if he read this.

#9164 I did a psych study last week that was administered by a sexy Indian girl. All I could think about was having sex with her the whole time.