#9443 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCK

#9442 Four useless years behind me, another 50 useless years to go.

#9441 I went to the restroom in the basement of Stewart Center. There were two guys stuck in a poop stalemate with the middle stall open. I really had the beer shits, so I went into the middle stall and just let loose. Then one of the other guys did, followed by the other. I guess I broke the ice. But then the three of us just sat there...

#9440 Does anyone know where I can get a pregnancy test besides push around campus? I don't have a car so I can't drive.

My confession: I think I'm pregnant

#9439 What if Tinder let you search for people based on your preferences of height, weight, hair color, etc.....I think we have created a monster.

#9438 I am tired of being harassed on Tinder because of my weight. If you didn't like me, you shouldn't have swiped right. Furthermore, you shouldn't have started a conversation with me that began with "Hey fatass"

#9437 Shoutout to the two girls at the Union who asked me to watch your stuff for you because you didn't want anyone to steal your stuff as you got starbucks! Haha, I about laughed my ass off when you said, you're afraid someone was gonna take your stuff because you are not white, you were half asian and italian.

I Then told you that the dude in the gray hoodie at the table next to them tried to take the computer. You about shit your pants, haha. Priceless.

In all honesty, you made my day! and does that really happen? Because if it does that's wayyyyy fucked up.

Nonetheless, no one took it, and it was all good. Stay classy :P

#9436 I'm in love with my boyfriend, and I know he's the one. But he is the Doctor to my Amy, and I have a friend that would be my Rory. My boyfriend is smart, charismatic and just an overall fun guy, but my guy friend is awkward, funny and I know I've friend zoned him before. He hasn't liked anyone else in college. And I know he'd wait a thousand years for me if he thought there was still a chance. So even though I might lose my Rory I'll go after my Doctor and live the dream.