#29587 Confession: I think Mitch Daniels and Vladimir Putin are related or the same person.

#29588 Hey Sam Eschker, can you do something about the fact that there are no parking spots near anything?

#29603 @29575 (about best friend ghosting you after she gets a boyfriend)

I was like your friend. I spent a lot less time with my friends after I started going out with my now husband. It was my first relationship as well. It consumed everything waking moment of my day. At the time, I didn't feel bad about spending less time with my friends. They would understand, right? It definitely took a toll on our friendship. I only stayed in touch with two out of the four friends I would say I had at the time. I would have never considered laughing or making fun of my friend that let me know that they missed me.

I am honestly ashamed of the way I acted during that time. It wasn't until I was asking my old friends to be my bridesmaids that I even asked myself do I deserve their friendship. Because the answer is no. All of my friends came to my wedding, and were happy for me, but they deserved better than me as a friend.

If I had been sat down and told that my friend missed me, I might have woken up sooner from the haze that was my first and only real relationship. Maybe I wouldn't have. Who knows? Personally, for the sake of your friendship, even if it's a former friendship, I would tell her that you care about her when you are sober. Ask her to go to lunch with you. It may hurt, but either she understands and will reform, or she isn't a good friend for you anymore. In the latter case, let her go. She's not worth it. But in this case you did everything you could.

#29589 Proctoring while being buzzed is thrilling, I hope no one asks me any questions related to the exam in the next hour. Every TA should try this once before they graduate.

#29590 Guys, how do you feel as a PhD student, struggling to get TA in your department? You are a 4.0 GPA with 2 publications in 2-4 impact factor journals in one year. In no way, I am being jealous, but when I watch less deserving MS students getting TAship in the same department, it fucks my mind off!

#29591 I cheated on my girlfriend just once, but she found out. This morning, I saw that she keyed my truck. She also broke into it and sliced up the seats.

Fuck man. I'm angry as hell, but if I could go back, I wouldn't do it. And I definitely won't do it again.

#29592 Im nearsighted and I'm paranoid that, someday soon, we'll all have glasses like the ones in kingsman, and the faculty will be worried that we'll use them for cheating, so we won't be allowed to wear glasses to exams. Then I'll be screwed, because i won't be able to read anything. I lost sleep over this.

#29593 I was just doing my work, minding my own business and this girl who i have never ever seen in my life says something really mean to me. I mean what the actual fuck. It was so random and weird that I could not believe she just said that. I am also a total stranger to her btw.