#9726 I am in love with Jiho Choi

#9725 I'm falling in love with my fuck buddy. But that won't stop me from leaving him in May.

#9724 Guy who just walked by me in Hicks, you are a fine specimen of a man.

#9730 Does anyone remember the song/poem someone had posted last time during the finals week!!??

It was fucking awesome!

#9720 I forgot to buy AAA batteries for my vibe. Wtf am I gonna do now?

#9719 I just wanna bone a pregnant chick

#9718 I worked out at the CoRec every single day since the beginning of the academic year. I am really fit and my body is really toned and I am not a bad looking guy (not Brad Pitt either though). Still, girls at the gym, in class, and who pass me on the street always try to avoid eye contact with me (they literally look away and pretend not to see me) when I smile at them.

My confession: I have every Bruno Mars song memorized by heart but don't have a girlfriend to sing it to. If girls at Purdue only knew what they were missing instead of being so superficial. #TheAsianStruggle

#9717 I must confess I don't understand why early abortion is a controversial topic. Up to the third month of pregnancy a woman doesn't carry a human being, only a potential human being, and there's no such thing as potential human rights, only human rights. So as long she's financing it with her own money and not my tax dollars, there's no issue there.