#9799 Been almost a year since I've had sex...

#9798 I just started using Tinder just cause I've always felt I was ugly.. I had no matches. So I logged off, came back a week later (to look at more cuties) and suddenly I have match after match. Woah! :) and I matched with one of my crushes in my class! Omg. And as I type this.. I think it's sad that my self esteem is so low that matches make me feel better....

#9797 I am the real Slim Shady.

#9796 If someone flakes on you twice, either they make it up to you or it's time to say goodbye. You shouldn't be the only one investing in a relationship.

#9795 it takes a lot for me to fall asleep unless i'm in the same bed as my fiance... Words cannot express how much i love her and cannot wait to marry her... fuck it sucks sleeping without her.

#9794 group of people in knight spot b4 midnight on 4/3, one of you said hi to you Phys TA from last semester. Please tell me the name of the girl that was in the blue coat with you!

#9793 I beat the friend zone.

My confession: I don't like cake.

#9792 Really wish i had the money to get my skydiving certifications.... life of a broke college student i guess..