#9822 Who wants to take a girl out to see Winter Solider? I'll buy popcorn and I might even share if you're nice.

#9821 So I just started looking for apartments next year and I don't have any roommates. I was planning on just finding an empty bedroom. I'm starting to feel overwhelmed.

#9820 So we're mostly all over the age of 18, yes?
We're no longer in elementary school, yes?
And none of us were raised by wild animals in the deep recesses of the Amazon, yes?
THEN FLUSH YOUR POOP DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET.

#9819 I've always wanted to walk up to a guy walking on campus and say, "Let's fuck!" just to see what type of reaction I'd get out of him.

#9818 Whenever I see a group of students touring the campus I think to myself "Look at them... They don't even know what they're getting themselves into...." Then I think back to when I was one of them.

#9817 I would normally like the rain...but not when all you see are worms.

#9816 Looking for a girl to just chill with tonight/this weekend because my roommate's away. Movie, talking, whatever.

Confession: I'm actually not one of those asshole guys who tries to get "it." I just really like meeting people, but don't have much time outside of studying.

#9815 I'm so sexy! I would totally bang myself right now