#9942 lolololol dark humor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFK_XuVqsCQ

#9941 The level of pretension and elitism in the average philosophy major here really makes me sick sometimes.

#9940 my friend is thirsty as fuck. she goes both ways, so if you wanna be her boyfriend or girlfriend or FWB, like this.

#9939 I realized it was a bad idea to introduce ice into our sex life when my boyfriend immediately said "That feels like a polar bear is sucking my dick!" I had to tell him I'd never give him another blowjob unless he stopped comparing my oral skills to various other animals.

#9938 I just want to platonically cuddle with someone. Is that too much to ask? I don't think so, sometimes a person just needs a good cuddle.

#9937 This chanting on slayter needs to stop.

#9936 Any Disclosure fans??

#9933 I masturbate to Game of Thrones