#10232 Kathryn Graf, I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen at Purdue.

#10230 Ive always wanted to be like cartman. Stand up in lecture and say fuck you guys I'm going home.

#10229 Its probably not worth it.

#10228 I reported the douchoebags on superbikes doing atleast 80 on Salisbury . Just cuz u got nice ladies on the back , awesome spring wind and 1200 cc Hayabusa doesnt license you for mayhem
on second thoughts : I am pissed off at your awesome life ! Enjoy the cops

#10227 As a junior guy I feel too skinny. I weigh 135 and I'm 5'11", and I've tried to gain weight, I really have, but I can't.

#10226 Dear Potter Library
I fully comprehend that you realize that Graduate Students dont have a life . Then please elucidate what for is this drama of closing Potter Library at 6 PM on Friday . I walk all the way to sit and read , Complete my Project Programming , and I have to come and sit back in Union -Dark Room , depressing myself even more in dark .With HOt blondes walking along the Grissom all visible through the windows , Why do you have to give me Anal on a Fridat ! And to make it worse With silly pop music playing all the time .
Hicks is a 24 hours "Undergrad" Library is OPEN !Undergrad for Gods Sake ! While you force us Grad Students to go get laid and party at 6 pm in evening !
We fully understood the hazards and depression of Graduate Life when we opted for this program . Please let us suck and kill our Friday slogging in Peace .
Respectfully Always
A Grad Student

#10225 To the guy I'm kinda in love with,
Man I really hate you at times...
I'm just "one of the guys" to you, nothing more, we don't even really hang out, but you're just so goddamn cute and perfect. Why do I even bother...

My confession: I'm a girl stuck in the friend zone.

#10224 I surf around the 'unmodded' part of omegle just to watch guys jack off. There's some hot guys there, damn.