#10527 I'm not as clingy as you made me out to be, you're not as independent as you think. I enjoyed talking to you, you still linger in the back of my mind

#10526 I get so turned on when guys say "yes ma'am" and I don't know why.

#10525 Given an infinite amount of universes, we've probably known, loved, and lost everyone that ever is, was, and will be. If we could make this one of the universes where we end up together, why not? It's probably happened before.

#10524 I'm finding myself lowering my standards. At the start of the year I was like, "ew, no way I'd touch that girl with a 10 foot pole," but now as loneliness and lack of a love life take hold, I'm finding myself saying yes to those girls, even though I still don't find them attractive at all. Goddamn desperation.

#10523 My chem 111 T.A Kyle has gotten more attractive throughout the semester. Like, damn. That smile though.

#10522 Girl why do you even like me on tinder if you can't hold up your end of the conversation. That's the quickest way to get me to not talk to you.

#10521 No one would believe me if I told them, but I dated Ariana Grande when we were 16, and she gave me her V card. Now I really wish I hadn't broken up with her!

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