#10551 I'm single because I'm a misogynistic workaholic with trust issues.

#10550 I am so much into my professor. I think she is so sexy and I keep staring at her all the time during class. The funny thing is that she thinks that I keep looking because I am paying attention to what she is saying. I did not mention her name because I felt it could be wrong to do so.

#10549 Am I the only one who thinks that Oleg, the snowman from the movie Frozen, looks like a toilet seat?

#10548 What do you do when you catch someone taking a picture of you? This guy was taking pictures of me. I kept hearing the clicking sound and I turned around and he was taking pictures of my butt. He just stared at me... I'm flattered but uh... also creeped out..

#10547 I have a Military Formal Ball to go to on Saturday and I need to find a cute date to go with me. Any takers?

#10546 I put the pussy on the chainwax.

#10545 I secretly wish I'd see you around campus and that we'd start talking again. Maybe I can help you out.

-Shut out

#10544 Some days I just have so much shit to handle that I can't help but think, "God I need a fucking drink."