#10655 Sex is like pizza. Even when it's reeeeeaaalllly bad, it's still pretty good

#10654 I farted on my banana. The combination of odor money cannot buy.

#10653 Names Morris. While people are out celebrating Jesus, I'm just looking for a girl to get biblical with :)

#10652 why does OP delete confessions with specific apartments in the name?

#10651 I had a threesome recently, not my first one, but I really liked it. I am a girl. I want to have another (This is not asking for candidates) Just want to say that

#10650 I slept with my roommate's girlfriend. I know it's shitty but I am definitely not the first guy she's cheated on him with, and he's been a royal dick to me the past couple months. Also: I agree with the posts from a few days ago, women are hateful spiteful creatures.

#10649 I brought my kitten to class today again, but today she meowed in my backpack and I'm pretty sure my neighbor things I abuse cats now.

#10648 NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO WHIH WHOOOOO