#10943 I'm in love with a married man.

#10942 Babe I love spending time with you and I sadly let myself care for you. I wish you would just listen to me when I say you are an alcoholic. You drink daily and it inhibits your day to day life. I constantly am back and forth because I want to be with you and the last thing I want to do it walk away. I am a recovered alcoholic. I was so bad I was drunk non stop. It is really hard to not fall back into it since your always drunk. I care about you so much and I just cant decide what to do. I wanted to talk to you today an you promise you would come spend tonight with me, but instead you chose alcohol over me again. It doesn't feel good to always be second to booze. A huge part of me wants to walk away, but another part of me is hoping you will finally listen and we can work things out. Cause when we are together and your sober its the most fun I have had in a while. When your sober you are a good guy you don't just try to sleep with me the whole time we talk and laugh and do things together. I just have no clue what to do. I don't want to stay and fall back into drinking but I don't want to walk away and ruin the fun we have.

#10941 To the guy with blue Ford Explorer with the black thing on the front, thanks for helping me change my tire.
To the other guys out there: you could take a lesson. I was waiting for 45 minutes for roadside assistance, you could have at least stopped and said hi.
Thanks again, your fiance is lucky.

#10940 "I can't even right now..." That doesn't even make sense you idiots!

#10939 What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber, you perv.

#10938 I confess to not know the difference between a friendly dinner and an actual date.
If a guy asks you to have dinner at the dining court and pays with his dining dollars, does that count as a date?

#10937 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WucSNoAJLhk

For all you going out this weekend, make sure your hair is gorgeous

#10936 I ain't even love these hoes