#29706 I'm trying to lose weight on a starvation diet over winter break and it is so. Uncomfortable.

#29700 If anyone finds an oversized keyring with two keys, a USB and maybe a pikachu (it may have fallen off) please contact me!!!!

#29699 I accidentally applied to the wrong Purdue, to the Purdue at Subaru. I thought I got into the real Purdue, so I rejected all my other admission offers. I was able to go to Purdue as a non degree student for half of my classes but had to go to the fuckin Subaru in Lafayette for the other half. I have been accepted to the REAL purdue for spring. But none of my Purdue friends know I haul my ass to Subaru to take half my classes. I will probably never tell anyone. Whatever I'm in Purdue now bitches.

#29707 I put a tracker on one guy, he's a bad guy.

#29697 @ #29692 I was really confused at first. I thought it was the same jacket and you wanted us to guess what color it was like the dress. I was like those are 2 different jackets bitch! My bad lol. Anyways, I think you should get the blue one if he’s pale and the yellow one if he’s dark. White people cannot pull off yellow and I can say this because I’m white and can’t pull off yellow.

#29698 Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!

#29708 How do you save yourself from a dry wedding on a Star Destroyer?

Help me BYOBi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hops.

#29709 Why are Italian Christian's cell phone bills so high?

Because they're Roamin' Catholic.