#11000 All of my friends are going home for grand prix weekend! I need to meet new friends to party with STAT!

#10999 But you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend.

#10998 What days at P.U.S.H can you get tested for AIDs. It always helps to know your status.

#10997 just had sex...

#10996 I really and truly hate living

#10995 I feel like every girl I become attracted to and start to fall for has a significant other. Respecting other peoples relationships blows sometimes, but you get what you give

#10994 Unlike the majority of people, I'll outright admit that I'm jealous of everyone else who is getting wasted and having a great time this week. I've been really busy and don't want to skip class this week and alcoholism runs in my family, so I try to manage my drinking to prevent myself from falling into the same well, but for everyone else, Party on!

#10993 To the lady in my engineering 132 class.

You're in my 7:30 class every tueday and thursday, and it is an utter shame that I haven't taken the effort to talk to you this whole semester. I did manage to steal a glance at you this tuesday in the atrium of Neil Armstrong Hall of Engineering, and it almost took my breath away when you did notice. Most of all I would like to say, in the memorable words of Oscar Wilde, that "you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection". Perhaps it might be a bit too late to confess this, but I do hope that you see this so I can have the pleasure of even knowing your name.

~Your Secret Admirer