#11024 Lies upon lies upon lies. So, you expect me to just pick up where we left off? Never. I have too much dignity. You reap what you sow.

My confession: Your friends aren't discreet. They've all been willing to tell me what you've been doing.

#11023 Dear God I don't believe in,

Please find me a guy who will watch hockey with me. Also that penalty called before the second period was bullshit and you know it!

Thank you,
-Playoffs Rule

#11022 So I had this one night stand with this girl Michelle. She told me she had slept with over 10 guys in about 1.5 yrs. I saw on fb that she had a bf and almost died laughing. I guess total sluts can get boyfriends after all, who'd thought?

#11021 How do I approach guys at the bars or really anywhere?

I suppose I come off as unapproachable even though I'm actually a pleasant person to be around. Whenever someone looks at me, I automatically look another way.

#11020 Was that you at Qdoba on Friday Tarq?

#11019 If you ain't partying this grand prix weekend, you ain't living. I don't care if you have exams or projects. It's called time management; learn about it, adapt. When you're 80, you won't remember those A's you TRIED to get, but you will remember those good times with friends. PEACE OUT

#11018 To the assfaces who were waving around the American Flag at Life In Color tonight... You're all disrespectful fucks and deserved to have been kicked out. That flag deserves more recognition than getting flung around at a paint party/concert. Dumbasses

#11017 Never thought I'd say this, but my cock is pink and my balls are green. #LifeinColor