#11048 I went to life in color last night, Not what I was expecting. I have never met so many snobby girls so worried about their clothes. Really? You're at a PAINT party. Shut the hell up and spend your money somewhere else then.

#11047 When ever I'm getting a blowjob, I always want to just shove the girls head against my cock and have her deep throat me until she gags. But I always feel like that's too aggressive. Any girls enjoy that type of thing?

#11046 Are the bars gonna be busy tonight?? Cactus or where else?? Advice??

#11045 Here I am again, looking up at the skies
Wondering what I did, to still be flippin' fries

I said yo mikey, let's play some rikey we'll get so slap happy that we'll bust up in that cuddie

and forget who we -
The good times roll and its on me at the bars

But I see another way out, another way to go
Inner peace is what I need
not smack drank pills or weed
I just want to succeed
and feel all of my troubles heed to my command

I come not to fight
I just come to survive
So can you judge me when Im told I should thrive
but I feel my life is just a nose dive

#11044 What's that elecro song that goes hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey... ? It keeps playing at parties and I tried shazam-ing it at LIC last night too; didn't work cuz shazam said it was Rattle.

My confession - I am so obsessed with that song that it has become my life's mission to find its name!!!

#11043 I just threw up all over fords bathroom

#11042 I check this page at least once a day because it entertains me. I don't ever confess or comment on anything, but now that I'm looking on my computer, I see that I have accidentally liked some of the confessions because of my phone's terrible touch screen... Whoops!

My confession: I don't even go here!

#11041 Holy fuck people. We have an AMAZING psychological FREE evalutaion and treatment center on campus. It's CONFIDENTIAL and PROFESSIONAL. STOP FUCKING ASKING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK IF YOU HAVE A DISORDER. CHANCES ARE YOUR ONLY PROBLEM IS BEING DUMB AS SHIT.