#11184 My senior year of high school I typed up an erotica novel that came out just a couple thousand words longer than the 5th Harry Potter book and posted it free online. As of today it's gotten over 1.62 million reads and has about 1700 positive reviews, many of them saying they'd have paid to read it. Huh. Probably should've done that to begin with. Oh well. I guess I'll have to be content with the knowledge that I've, in all likelihood, provided several thousand orgasms to people around the world. I can die a charitable man.

#11183 I don't tip delivery people. I totally would if you didn't charge $3 extra to deliver a $10 dollar pizza. Give that $3 to the driver. I'm not paying $16 for a $10 pizza.

#11182 Even if you don't have the same beliefs as those around you, if a group you are in is having a prayer, get off your high horse and respect those around you.

#11181 You got broken up with? Oh, I'm sorry. Just kidding, I don't want to lie. I don't give a shit. This was over two weeks ago, and you had only even seen the guy a few times. Stop posting on Facebook about it, grow up, and get over it. No one wants to see you posting about it. If you want to post stuff like that, go back to middle school. When you were in a relationship all you ever said was "I can't wait to see him" or "I love him so much." Now it's *random breakup song quote* or "I hate everything." You're just an attention whore who only cares about getting people to have sympathy for you on Facebook.

#11180 I have a huuuuge crush on my TA, but I feel like he would feel awkward being friends with one of his students.

#11179 Dreaming of a nice, scruffy man who enjoys art, festivals, and video games as much as I do to come into my life

#11178 to the guy/girl who posted #11102....
hmm, that's weird because I remember your mom seemed to like it dirty.
FYI: I am not an Indian

#11177 I'm not in a sorority, but I don't look down upon sorority girls like many of the confessors on this page do. I don't see why we have to assume all sorority girls are a certain way or why a non-sorority girl is the ideal partner for a committed relationship. These judgements are just a lazy way to get around trying to get to know people.