#11240 You know what really grinds my gears? I can't stand when I see dudes walk out of the restroom after taking a piss without washing their damn hands. I just want to approach them and ask "really? Really though?" slap them across the face with soap (or powder; How High reference) and be on my merry way. They would eventually call me the "restroom bandit." Guys, wash your damn hands or you might get slapped one random day. No wonder women keep saying men are gross. Damn shame...

#11239 More guys text me in a day than my boyfriend does in a week... hm

#11237 Regular trees + Grand Prix Week = Cum Trees!

#11238 This isn't a confession but how would we all feel if someone started a Purdue Snapchats page?

#11236 Is it "ask out a girl out of your league" day because I swear over 10 asians came up to me while I was walking to classes and tried to talk to me and ask me on a date. Rejected them all.

#11235 The clock ticks by too fast this time
Not a moment to be lost
A sack of books around me
And it looks like it's the day
Finals are coming and we all must try our best
But I've given up I'll just wing that test

No fun today, no fun at all
no more talking on the telephone
read this, write that and learn it all
Can't learn it all
Fuck it all, fuck it all
Can't study this anymore
Fuck it all, fuck it all
All my classes are a bore
I don't care If I fail this test
Let my mom rage on...
My grades never bothered me anyway

Fuck it all fuck it all
Don't give a shit anymore
Fuck it all fuck it all
Flip that table screw you all
I don't take this bullshit anymore
I don't give a fuck!
My grades never bothered me anyway

#11234 Even if you don't have the same beliefs as those around you, if a group you are in is not having a prayer, get off your high horse and respect those around you.

#11233 To #11166: In order to tell you, he/she would have to talk to you again. Just get over it.