#11360 You don't clean up after you are done in the kitchen. You grab the remote of your Xbox in the living room and trash it as you eat stuff. Above all you don't pay me the rent money timely. And you get angry because I happened to talk to your girlfriend about it? Do you think i am your bread winner wife in a man's body? Let's get hitched then. At least that may help get a green card, dear roommate.

#11359 Tylor Robert Wilson, I saw you on ASU confession and a bunch of other university's confessinon pages... do you even go here!?

#11358 Mike Reichert from crew in pharmacy I wish I had the balls to ask you out before school ends.

#11357 Fuck Joffrey. And his bitch Lanister mother.

#11356 In my last class of the semester, I fingered a girl and made her cum during lecture. Gotta say it was my best lecture too.

#11355 "Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul."
-William Ernest Henley 'Invictus'

--Good luck on finals everybody. May the odds be forever in your favor.

#11354 Seriously? This is a library. Take your feet off the table and put your shoes on. Studying for finals isn't an excuse to be disgusting.

#11353 I know it's almost finals.... buuttttt are there any parties happening tonight (May 3, 2014)? We all are going to need a study break :)