#11408 Estoy obsesionada con la cola de mi novio.

PS i don't even go here!

#11407 My roommate is a redheaded evil midget. She never cleans up after herself and let ants get into our apartment. She had a "party" here...aka ten of her judgemental, rude, inconsiderate, and quick to fight friends...and then afterwards she didn't clean up. After a week of crushed up chips on the carpet I broke down and vaccumed and mopped because she clearly had no intentions of doing so. Then her cat throws up in my bedroom. I said nothing and cleaned it up because I was trying to be nice, but then she has the nerve to text me and ask me if I know where something went that I PAID FOR. Bitch, it's clearly gone, and I clearly paid for it. If you want to be an underhanded bitch I'm done playing nice. I'll be underhanded too. I'm stuck here over the summer taking summer classes and she informs me she is staying too for no damn reason. Well, we'll see how long you last this summer. GO HOME DUMB BITCH. Also, I wouldn't count on your cat being here too much longer considering the apartment is now aware you have a cat and are violating the terms of your lease. How's that for bitch?:)

#11406 how I feel about roughly 90% of the so-called "problems" on this page http://imgur.com/r/AdviceAnimals/fhASplF

#11405 Does anybody know where Guys&Dollies store our boxes? Last year I found both dead and alive cockroaches in every single one of my boxes.

#11404 The worst feeling is when my friends make it seem like my depression is my fault. As if I chose it upon myself.

#11403 Can we please learn what "silent hours" mean? That's great if you don't give a shit if you fail all your finals, but you being loud is affecting my ability to study and thus fucking me over for my exam. -pissed off Harrison Resident

#11402 The NBA Playoffs will be the reason why I will fail this semester. #CantStop #WontStop

#11401 You can't make a hoe a housewife, just saying. When I marry a woman, I don't want to be able to completely fall into her vagina and I don't want to picture the 500 guys she's been with. I'm not saying I want a virgin, because that's impossible to find, but I am saying I want a girl who doesn't throw herself at anything with a dick. All these girls that talk about how many guys they sleep with every weekend, they may be super attractive but that kind of stuff just instantly turns me off. Have fun with your STD's, I'm looking for a woman who is willing to wait for sex, because I feel like that's just as hard to find as a guy who is willing to wait for sex.