#11432 HAHA Ford are you really running out of food so much that you guys had to put out that "Pineapple Water" out on Saturday? Don't tell me that was some pineapple water, that looked like some clear ice water with fish food flakes in it. I didn't realize the struggle was that real for you guys, but I understand it's the end of the year. Go ahead and jump on that bus Ford, Lord knows i'm on it too.

#11431 Third panic attack in less than 24 hours? Happy Finals Week everyone!

#11430 Sometimes I absolutely need to use a certain toilet, but that particular toilet either has shit in it or is just nasty. If that happens I flush the toilet and sprint out of the stall so nothing splashes on me. I can't be the only one that does that right?

#11429 I don't have the heart to break up with my boyfriend, but I honestly don't have any feelings for him anymore. To make it worse, I have feelings for another guy who just wants to be friends.
My confession: FML.

#11428 I saw you walk into McDonald through the back door. I also saw you walk over to the Red-box machine to act like you were using it and instead proceeded fill up your old McDonalds cup you pulled out at the fountain machine. You thought you were slick, but I caught you ratchet white girl...I caught you

#11427 You are currently working on your 4th guy this year including myself. This relationship or whatever you call it, will crumble and you will continue to lose friends if this keeps going. Same with your sidekick that's working on her third.

#11426 Dear Ex-Girlfriend,

Best friends do not consist of more than two people!! You're ruining a relationship that's existed before you were in the picture!

Sincerely,

Someone that should've never been with you

#11425 I hope I forget about you over the summer. Apparently you have already forgotten about me.