#11487 Is she not hot enough for you dad?

#11490 I'll wear the same underwear for up to two weeks at a time. I Pick my nose and eat it daily. I masturbate by jumping my pillow multiple times a day. Nobody in my sorority knows and I don't want them to know.

#11486 I'm the ugly friend.

#11485 Why are people from Texas so fucking hot!

I mean all guys that I liked are from Texas.

Wanna see more of them coming here :D

#11484 Where are the fashionistas at Purdue? The ladies who love the hottest trends and love to shop for the cutest new outfits? The ladies who wear heels and a dress on a Tuesday. Not your average, "I love shopping!" Ladies, but the die-hard chic gals who occasionally even design their own attire. I need to find you!

-a guy who loves looking good no matter the occasion

#11483 I hate my fucking roommate. He is never around when I need to see him. He is always of doing he's own thing at night, and i only get to see him during the day. I mean when u get to my room I want to be able to talk to someone after a long stressful day. Even when we go out to eat all he does is just eat along with me without saying a word. And he also does this creepy thing where he walks very close behind me when I am walking around campus in the day. Trust me guys leaving alone in a single room with your shadow is a real bitch....he's so annoying ugh!!

#11482 Want to know the secret to finding a perfect woman who loves you and only you, and who is respectable enough to bring home to the folks? Stop giving a fuck. Seriously, the less you care about finding some perfect person, and the more you care about being the best person you can be, the sooner you will attract a perfect person for you. Also, stop being so damn judgemental. If you like someone, like them. It doesn't matter how many guys she has slept with, she's with you now. Make her see you are the only one she should want now and forever. You don't want to know about her past? Then don't fucking ask. Live and let live. You be you, let her be her.

Also, I love you Kate, I'm so happy you said yes! Can't wait to spend the rest of my life loving you and only you ??

#11481 Massive food fight. Wiley dining court. 6pm Thursday. Be there.