#11525 For the past two nights I've had dreams about sleeping with girls. They turned me on more than any dream I've had about a guy.. #whatswrongwithme

#11524 Seeing people fight for tables during finals is exhilarating

#11523 I can't stop thinking about a girl I saw in Hicks on Sunday night... tall, in-shape, dreadlocks, and really interesting green tights. If I see you around, I am definetely talking to you next time.

#11522 I'm terrified to take my CS final. I really wish I could ask for help from my TAs but I'm sure they have more important things to worry about and I don't want to bother them.

#11521 My dear darling ex decides to tell people what we did while in a relationship, the best part is he's lying. So please tell me when in the world did we have sex? Because last I checked I'm a virgin. Thanks for making me sound like the kind of girl normal people wouldnt associate themselves with unless they want to get some. You're a two faced double standard little boy. Stop lying! Stop lying to me and to your friends, fix this. You ruined my reputation, fix it.

#11520 To the cute curly haired guy that works at HSSE with the floral shoes, I hope your exams are just as great as your butt.

#11519 Question: If you get to many tickets for bandwidth usage, what happens?

Confession: I failed half of my classes this semester and retaking them during the summer...

#11518 Insomnia or Baked?