#29795 Anyone else not doing anything for NYE?

#29797 Honestly, I always look at the Bell Tower as a giant penis and I get so horny. Like I can never stop thinking about just sitting on it and having it go in my ass. I want to be the ding to it's dong. I want to make it one brick higher tonight.

#29794 I wish Donald Trump could visit Purdue sometime. To talk to the students and make an appearance.

#29796 Willing to give $10 for a girl to have a crush on me
In 2018. HMU.

#29793 We apparently can make energy by reverse engineering the combustion equation from CO2. And then there’s a Baba Vanga, who is a blind mystic from an Asian country who said we will find a new source of energy from Venus (Who’s Atmosphere is completely carbon do oxide )

#29792 Has anyone else seen those people that are all "Herp derp trade school is a better investment than college screw you college kids LOLZ" Like, yeah good job, you chose a career that will be outsourced to robots in 10 years, you sure got me, you moron. Are people actually that stupid?
CONFESSION: I once accidentally brushed up against a girl's ass, and she must have thought I was her boyfriend because I heard her whisper "get in there baby". Here's to you girl, you're a legend.

#29775 Such an interesting breed of people it is who like their own Facebook statuses.

#29774 Anyone else feel guilty about living with parents or being financially dependent? I know college is an investment but I wish I didn't have to be a burden to my family.