#11705 All these potatoes around are acting like they the shit, but where were you guys when Ireland NEEDED you huh? Nowhere. Yall weren't with me in the kitchen getting skinned...

-Potato Chip

#11704 Is it true if you don't jerk off that you become more confident and better with girls?

#11703 I don't care about potato

#11702 To the waitress at Bruno's tonight:

I hope you didn't take it personally when my grandfather commented on the service while you walked by. He's just a grumpy man. I think you did a wonderful job and I hope you enjoy your summer.

- From the big booth.

P.S. I hope you found the extra tip I left on the table.

#11701 To confession #11677

I don't judge when I see a guy purchase an electric toothbrush at Walmart. Must not be him wanting to feel dat vibration in his butt.

#11700 Any girl still on campus and wanting to have fun? ;)

#11699 What you actually do doesn't matter nearly as much as how you justify it to others.

#11698 Am I the only one who doesn't find Potato confessions funny but annoying as hell