#11722 I never message any of my tinder matches... even though they are all beautiful girls.

#11721 I want something else, to get me through this semi-charmed kinda life.

#11720 Guys, don't bitch about not getting women. I myself am a European skinny Jewish dude, under 130 lbs. who tells people he is gay, is not muscular (the girls I banged could possibly kick my ass) and am not a "man" at all. and have slept with good looking-above average women (7's and once an 8..). Point is.. if I can do it you can too, get out there and quit crying. I mean I am usually not lucky but if you look enough for something you'll catch your break..

#11719 To the girl on slater hill reading a book on Sunday 5/11 around 8pm, I confess you were very cute.

#11718 Hooray for pseudo-intellectual SJW's! LOOK AT MY HIGHLY EVOLVED WORLDVIEW AND VOCABULARY!

#11717 I hate Mother's Day. Being a mother doesn't automatically make you a good person. People never understand why I hate my mother. They think I'm just a troubled child or unappreciative. But if anyone could possibly see all the shit she's done, they might comprehend why I hate her. fuck Mother's Day

#11716 At age 12 while attending a friend's bar mitzvah service, having never been given "the talk" by parents or friend, with hands in my pockets I accidentally discovered masturbation. Only half understanding it, I followed it all the way through during a part of the service where we all had to stay standing.

And that, friends, is how I ensured a front seat in hell.

#11714 I really wish purdue was a wet campus. Would make school a lot more fun (more desirable) and it wouldn't lower our academic standards. There are plenty of wet schools that are as good or even better academic wise.