#29815 Purdue has made me see babies as an advanced form of AI, now I am studying how my baby nephew learns

#29818 I’ve never been asked out in my life, and it makes me feel like there’s something terribly wrong with me. I just want a sweet, nerdy guy to notice me.

#29814 Anyone here for break want to do a Harry Potter Movie-thon over the next few days?

#29817 Does it bother anyone else when people hype the fuck up to train? Like I just joined this group for it and most of the people are just way too hyped for me, or too exaggerated, or write too much

#29813 So I thought I was a pretty hot chick. So I was fucking a guy for roughly two months until he admitted he was trying to replace me. So the next day I fucked someone else and haven't talk to him since. My next step is to fuck my replacement's little frat bro.

Confession: I actually like girls

#29812 I'd like some advice, please. During the summer I started dating a girl who I worked with, and it went so well that she started spending weeks on end at my apartment, even though she technically doesn't live there. (my place is owned by Granite, so I don't feel bad about this).
But around Thanksgiving, she started to act more like a roommate, and less like a girlfriend. I'm still a little sour about this so I don't went to get into many details about that. Long story short, I started to feel like she was just using me to have a different apartment to live in (since she didn't like her other roommates). During finals week, I was with another good friend of mine at my apartment (it was just us at the time) and we started hooking up on the bathroom floor.
I didn't notice, but at some point the other girl came over, and was just standing there watching us. We didn't notice at first, but eventually I spotted her over my friend's shoulder.
Honestly, I don't know what to do, guys. I was in shock when it happened, and I'm still in shock now. How could I forget that I'd given her my extra key? I know it sounds crazy, but should I try and tell her it wasn't me? The whole time she was standing there, though, she never took her eyes off me...

#29804 I took some time to think and to calm down. After all those times I ate my professor's ass, he lied to me about increasing my grade. I checked my final grades last week, and he ignored all the extra credit i earned. I'm so angry, and disgusted by him, and I want to report it to someone, but I'm too embarrassed.
I don't trust anyone in my university after this anymore either. I'm worried they'll make me eat their asses too, if I want them to take disciplinary action against my professor. It's not like I have access to the videos myself. I'm so mad and disgusted that I could throw up.

#29787 Anyone want to start a band?