#11754 I just got dropped from school but between the waves of feeling suicidal, I'm feeling pretty calm about it.

#11759 What do u do when you are livid at some guy who tried to forcefully kiss your girlfriend at cactus last night and u were not in town! I am in mood of some sweet revenge. Pour in the ideas. I haven't been angrier in my life. Call me crazy but I love my gf too much to even imagine what happened there.
Thanks.

#11766 Ladies, pleeee.....aaase answer. Pleasssseee? This might save my life. (just kidding)

Why would you talk to a guy, not let him leave, talk more and yet refuse to give your number?

WTF.

#11758 Potatoes,

You're all in luck. Fermentation it is! I'll need it once the fall semester starts.

Sincerely,
The Irishman

#11757 When I was a freshman I jerked off in a bathroom stall in the Beering basement after class. I was all turned on because the hot girl in com 114 was wearing a short skirt and bright blue panties. She caught me looking and I'm pretty sure that just turned me on more. Took me less than a minute to skeet all over the stall door. That girl is now my girlfriend of 3 1/2 years and she still doesn't know what I did after class that day.

Glad I got that off my chest

#11765 To the guy who's apparently a masters student in civil engineering, who was flirting with my girlfriend at cactus tonight! Dude, what kind of an asshole are you? Do you even have any dignity? She was drunk and she told you she has a boyfriend and you still went on trying hard to make out with her! Just leave a girl alone if she does not want to dance with you. She only pushed you away. I swear if I was there I would punch you so hard you would have to call an ambulance. People like you make this society a sick place. Meet me if you have the guts and I will show you man to man how fucking small you are.
Admin, please post this one. I want everyone to know that it is not cool to force girls when they are drunk and when they dont want to dance with you!

#11756 When I was in 5th grade, my friend and I worshiped Satan. She brought me a gift in class one day. It was a black candle and after school we were going to go to her house to try to call Satan. My teacher found it and made me throw it away because it was an artifact for "devil worshiping". I don't understand this: If I came to school with a crucifix, nobody would give me shit but because I had something that was Satan related I got in trouble for it? Isn't that going against freedom of religion right there?

#11755 After flunking out of purdue, I feel like such a disappointment to my father, I don't want to live anymore.....