#11764 I found out a girl I know from high school is a stripper at this big strip club in the city. And now whenever I see her post pictures on facebook of her and her friends I can't help but wonder which one's of them are also strippers.

#11777 What does it take to be dropped from Purdue? I'm really afraid I'm going to be...

#11776 Most days since school ended, a friend of mine pops up in my head. I can't help thinking about her from time to time. I've had a crush on her for the longest but she didn't feel the same. We're cool and decent friends, but I've always kind of wanted more. It was more of a mutual friendzone than anything else so it works for me but it kind of sucks at the same time. I kind of want to go see her but I know that'd be a bit much. I guess I'll just wait until next year. Oh well

#11775 This is why my perception of food and how to eat is so f*cked up. The other day at work I was talking with a co-worker and he says "Ugh... I ate too much. I just had like an 800 calorie meal, total food coma right now." And I'm just like "what? how is that a food coma?" The last time I ate way too much I calculated it out to be like 3000 calories. On a regular basis for a meal I could have a taco bell chicken quesadilla, and three bean burritos (I'm just using this as an example because the calories are easy to calculate. I only eat at taco bell maybe once a week, if that), which comes out to about 1100 calories, that's normal for me. Yes I'm a big guy. I try to eat less but when I do I just feel absolutely terrible. I feel tired, nauseous, dizzy, I don't know why. Right now I'm 270 lbs (a guy). I wish I weighed about 180. I'm a pretty muscular guy, I would be ripped if I weighed 180. But I haven't weighed under 200 lbs since 8th grade. And every time I try to lose weight it's just a roller coaster, up down up down.

#11774 I think I love you. I've felt this way for a while but didn't say it because I didn't think you felt the same. Now I'm gone for the summer and you're pushing away and I fear I won't get to say it so here it is. I love you.

Confession: I'm extremely insecure but nobody knows

#11773 I've been horny all weekend and all I can think about is which girls walking across stage I'd fuck. -Guy in the commencement band

#11772 Where's the party at tonight?

#11771 To the guys that yelled out their car at me "Fuck you fat ass!" on Friday night.

First of all, thanks for informing me that I am overweight because I had no fucking clue. And just to let you know, I am working on it and I have lost 20 lbs. I was feeling so confident because I had made it so far, but your comment just brought me right back down. It's because of people like you that so many individuals have eating disorders and commit suicide because they hate themselves so much.

Sincerely,
I can lose weight, but you will always be a heartless piece of shit with a tiny penis.