#12141 There's only one item left on my college sex bucket list: nail my TA. Wish me luck!

#12161 It's killing me that I graduated and will not be returning to campus this fall. Why didn't I take at least an extra semester? :(

#12171 I really wish pappy's employees would wear gloves when handling your food. I've seen this happen numerous times and even the short older supervisor lady doesn't wear them sometimes. It's disgusting

#12130 Held a door open for a girl today and didn't even get a blow job....So tired of getting friendzoned

#12129 To the girl in my FB friend list: I do not want to see every morning your stories of what you did, how much fat you are burning, what you are eating and where you want to go. I am just fed up with you and your stories. If you are trying to show me, i am literally not interested in your and your trashy statuses. Facebook is not your diary and I am not your man!

#12128 Behind every douche bag and stone cold bitch lies a heartbreak that made them that way like me so stop judging people. The terrible people need love more than those that are good people.

#12127 5. Time and Decision

She never understood the impulses that drove him, never quite felt the intensity that, over time, chiseled lines into his face. She was never quite close enough to him; but he held her as though she were, whispered into her ear words that only a soul mate should receive.

Over the remnants of dinner, they both knew the time had come. He would have said, "I have to go find the Princess," but he didn't need to. Giving a final kiss, hoisting a travel bag to his shoulder, he walked out the door.

Through all the nights that followed, she still loved him as though he had stayed, to comfort her and protect her, Princess be damned.

#12126 Today I was at Walmart and threw away a half finished slushie into a waste bin... except it turns out it was for sale and not to be used........ I just back peddled away and left the store