#12159 To the tall girl working the desk at Hawkins yesterday, your ass is amazing. Your smile is even sweeter. Hopefully next time I can talk to you without tripping over a cart.

#12168 Gentlemen, if you have a platonic lady friend in your life and always wondered "What if?" read this...

http://elitedaily.com/dating/gentlemen/20-signs-make-girlfriend/700301/

#12204 Either my roommate just got home from cactus or someone is breaking into my house. I got up and locked my door. I'm so high. I need to take my contacts out though.

#12158 8-21
This is to the pretty lady on the bike that I passed by around the curve on state street. You have an extremely beautiful and happy smile. Thanks for making my day!

#12167 I'm a guy that would just really like to not be a virgin anymore. I think about this so much it's starting to feel like it's unhealthy. I'm in my mid-twenties and my social experience level is that of a tenth grader. It's very depressing to feel like I'm so behind in life.

#12157 Those massage guys at Target run knows thier shit! That massage was awesome!

#12192 Does anyone know if the LGBT cultural center at Purdue is bisexual-friendly? There tends to be a lot of biphobia in gay and transgender spaces and I'm afraid.

#12156 Rule #1 of bar tending: a depressed customer is the best customer.