#12200 Two words:
FUCK COMCAST!!!

#12199 Is this a correct definition of irony?
The elevator is broken in First Street Towers and two guys come to the main office and ask about it. I tell them there is nothing I can do about it and that they can climb 5 flights of stairs. They just came from the CoRec.
Seriously? You just worked out to get fit, walked home, and what's a broken elevator? You should take the stairs anyway.

#12190 I like to feel my own boobs

#12219 I lost 35 pounds over the summer, and people keep telling me how great I look and how proud they are of me, but the truth is I've been struggling with bulimia for the past 5 months. I want to end this disorder, but the compliments make it that much harder for me to view it as a real problem.

#12218 When a heart breaks, no it don't break even :(

#12189 Where are the open party's at today?

#12188 I fart on the people that sit on the stairs outside of classes. Stairs aren't chairs. Get out of my way.

#12217 I used to enjoy these posts, I found them very entertaining and sometimes flattering. I've come to realize, though, it's just sad. Every day someone says they have a crush on X person, or wishes they would have said something to Y person. Someone wishes they had said hello to the cute redhead, or the person wearing that oh-so-sexy outfit. Do you not see the trend? Say something to them! Yes, maybe their feelings wont be mutual. Maybe you will feel some embarrassment. But at the end of it all, we rarely regret the chances we take; we regret the chances we did't take.
If you hope to ever meet someone special, you can't keep living through this page. It's easy to confess to a computer, anonymously. But there is no real gain from it! Telling that boy in chemistry he's cute may be a little risky, don't the possible benefits outweigh the risk?
For that reason, I'm out. Your page has one less follower.
Best of luck to you all!