#12358 In my accounting class we have a quiz each class. The prof gives us one bonus question, today it was name the 8 planets in the solar system.
We review the quiz answers and get to the bonus. Prof. Starts reading them off.
" Mercury,...."
girl sitting beside me," Crap, that's the one I forgot!"
....-_- you're joking... right.
#nohopeforhumanity

#12365 I want a girl to tie me up in her basement and feed me nothing but cotton candy!

#12352 I'd rather play LoL instead of have sex. And, I love sex, so that says a lot.

#12364 90% of these posts have me like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Una5Gcp8Uw4

#12357 What night is going to be the best for Halloweekend (the most people out in costumes)? Thursday night or Friday night?

#12356 I am sorry i can't handle secrets. I need to get this off my chest. My roommate shared many things and this is one of what she shared. This girl slept with a member of one of the famous student organizations at Purdue to get a position in the association.

#12355 I feel bad walking around under my umbrella when there are others soaking in the rain. I would offer everyone my umbrella if I could but I can't .So everyone, please carry an umbrella / raincoat or smile if really just like walking in the rain!

#12363 I hate my class. All we talk about are video games and old people having sex.